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TORPEDO TRINITY

Template RPE 7-8 ~45 min
1 · Warm2 · Strength3 · Complex4 · FinisherCool

Three torpedo patterns: squat, press, carry. Woven through a bike. Offset load forces stiffness in the torso. The bike finisher empties the legs.

40lb TorpedoEcho Bike16kg KB (warm-up only)
Torpedo Day

The torpedo is the main implement. Offset load taxes the core in every plane. The 16kg shows up only in the warm-up. The bike closes it.

Phase 1 · Warm-Up~7 min

Bike + KB Prep

Easy spin, then standing prep with the 16kg.

Echo Bike Build
3:00Easy → Mod

Build to "could talk but don't want to" by minute 3.

KB Halo
5per direction

16kg. Slow.

KB Goblet Squat
816kg

Full depth. Knees out. Wake the hips.

Wall T-Spine Reach
6per side

Side-on to wall. Top arm across, rotate, follow with eyes.

Phase 2 · Strength Triset~14 min

Three Patterns

3 rounds of all three. Move clean, rest 75s between rounds.

Rounds
75s rest
Torpedo Goblet Squat
1040lb3 sets

Hold at chest like a goblet. Full depth, 1-sec pause at bottom.

Torpedo Strict Press
840lb3 sets

Two hands. Ribs down, glutes tight. Strict.

Torpedo Bear-Hug Reverse Lunge
6per side3 sets

Bear-hug the torpedo. Step back. Drive through the front heel.

Phase 3 · Complex~6 min

Torpedo Flow

Three movements. Three rounds. No setting it down within a round.

Rounds
60s rest
Don't put the torpedo down
5Front Squatgoblet hold
5Push Presslegs drive
30sOverhead Marchlockout, knees high
40lb3 rounds
Phase 4 · Bike Finisher~5 min

Bike Empty

Four hard, one all-out. Then spin.

Rd 1
0:20
Work
0:40
Rest

RPE 8.

Rd 2
0:20
Work
0:40
Rest

RPE 8.

Rd 3
0:20
Work
0:40
Rest

RPE 8-9.

Rd 4
0:30
Work
Done

All-out. Then easy spin until you breathe.

Cooldown~3 min

Standing Reset

Quick.

Standing Quad Stretch
30sper side

Wall hold.

Doorway Pec Stretch
30sper side

Open the chest after the presses.

Session Totals

40lb
Torpedo
3+3+5
Sets / Rds
7-8
RPE

Offset load.
Stiff trunk.
Honest fatigue.

TORPEDO TRINITY.

Done